Alison: So what yard line do you want to sit on? 'Cause I was thinking the 50. But it's kind of a long walk.
Lois: There's nothing to be nervous about, Stevie. I'll dance the first couple of dances with you.
Malcolm: Hey, stop blaming yourself! That guy's a complete jerk. We're going to throw away his beer, get someone to take you home, and you should totally dump that guy. [to camera] That's what I would have done if I hadn't shut off my brain all week. Here's what I really did... [sings out loud] Minty Mints are your breath's friend.