Malcolm: [to camera] Okay, got to make up some ground. Here's what I'm going to do: be the first freshman with a girlfriend. It's worth a shot, right? I was going to give it a few weeks before asking someone out. Wait till I liked some girl, she liked me whatever. But I'll just move it up. [out loud] Hi.
Girl #1: Oh. Hey, Stain.
Malcolm: What?
Boy #1: Hey, Stain.
Boy #2: Stain.
Reese: [to Malcolm] Thank you.
Girl #2: Hey, Stain.
Girl #3: Yo, Stain, what's up?
Malcolm: Don't pass out. Breathe in through your nose. You can pull this out. [shouts] Will you be my girlfriend? [laughter]