Craig: [to the monkey] Ohh, that lasagna smells good! It took you long enough. Did you have to fly to Italy to get it? Never mind. Let's dig in. Argh! Ohh! Hah! Hot! Hot! Hot! Let's just let it cool down a little bit. Ow! Oh! What is this? [splutters] Oh, hot! Tongue! Please, God, no! Water! Water! Good monkey! Closer. Closer! [chokes] Ahh! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!