Quote from Malcolm in Poker #2
Hal: Oh, I almost forgot, do you know Brian's daughter, Chandra? Reese: Yeah! Malcolm: Of course. Hal: Well, Brian's bringing her over tonight and I think she's bringing a friend. Reese: Kristen? Hal: Ah, yes, something, but Brian is playing poker so I need you two to entertain them, understand? Malcolm & Reese: Uh-huh. Hal: I mean it, boys, I don't want you bothering us. I want you and those girls in your room, all night with the door closed, got it? Reese: [to Malcolm] There's your birthday present.