Stevie: So, what's... on the... hard drive?
Reese: Nothing, he erased everything.
Malcolm: No, he just thinks he did. He may have deleted all the programs but he didn't format the drive.
Stevie: They never... do!
Malcolm: There it is. Let's check out what he's got in here.
Reese: Let's go through his e-mails.
Malcolm: Why? It's Ed, what's he gonna- Oh, my God! "Eddie, last night was amazing. You touched me places my husband never knew existed."
Reese: T. Goodwin. That's Mrs. Goodwin from down the block.
Malcolm: That's horrible! They're both married and fat!
Reese: Look at this one. "Edward, just saying your name turns me to jelly."
Stevie: That's... Mrs. Fisher.
Malcolm: Mrs. Carmen, Mrs. Wilson, Mrs. Belt! He's sleeping with half the woman in this neighborhood. Here's one from old Mrs. Swanback.
Stevie: Open... the picture... attachment. [boys groan]