Quote from Malcolm in Hal's Birthday
Clerk: May I help you? Malcolm: My dad called in a reservation. [hands over credit card] Clerk: OK. There you are. As soon as your dad signs this, you're all set. Malcolm: Oh. He's out at the car, but we can take care of it. Clerk: Well, maybe wanna have a seat, and we'll just wait for your dad. Malcolm: Is there some way we could we speed this along? My little brother isn't feeling very well. Reese: Yeah. My dad's gonna be a while. He's cleaning the car where Dewey's sick. Clerk: I'm sorry, but an adult needs to sign for the room. Malcolm: Look, he's really sick. He could blow any second. Clerk: He doesn't look that sick to me. Dewey: [retches]