Quote from Hal in Cynthia's Back
Dewey: Dad, look how high my kite is! Hal: Oh, that's great, son. That's terrific. Dewey: You wanna try? Hal: Uh, no. Dewey: Why not? Hal: I don't like kites. Dewey: What do you mean you don't like kites? Hal: I don't like kites and they don't like me. Dewey, we just don't get along. Dewey: You'd like it if you tried it. Come on, just hold the string. [Hal sighs heavily as he gets up, walks over to Dewey and takes the kite string. The moment he does, the kite crashes to the ground.]