Dewey: Mom? Dad? This is Bernard, the hamster from my class. Remember, it's my weekend to take care of him.
Lois: Sweetie, this isn't a good time.
Dewey: I just want you to see how good I could be at taking care of him. Just like how good I'd be at taking care of a dog. I don't know if I mentioned that all the other kids in the neighborhood have dogs?
Lois: Honey, your father and I need to talk.
Dewey: I saw a nice one at the pet store. He's half Great Dane and something else. I could name him Jeff and-
Lois: Go play in your room!
Dewey: OK.