Reese: Why is he making us watch a documentary about salt?
Malcolm: Would you rather still be locked in the bathroom?
Dewey: Or being chased by the huggle monster?
Reese: Would you just do something!
Malcolm: I'm trying! Every time we make a move he's two steps ahead of us. He's impossible to predict! At least with Mom you get a little consistency, but Dad's operating on a whole other plane. [sighs]
Dewey: Hey, you can put salt on French fries!