Francis: [on the phone] Hello, it's Francis. Mom, Dad, pick up. I'm in the emergency room and the doctors think they can save my leg, but they-
Lois: [answers phone] Francis, are you okay?
Francis: Ha! Screening your own child. Fine parents you are.
Lois: Honey, what's wrong?
Francis: The fact that I have to resort to lies to get you to talk to me. That's what's wrong.
Lois: What do you want, Francis?
Francis: I don't know. It's Saturday night. I thought I'd call and say hi.
Lois: Can we call you back later? Your dad and I are kind of busy right now.
Francis: All right, let me talk to my brothers.
Lois: They're not here.
Francis: Then what are you...? Ew! Ugh!
[A disgusted Francis gets up and leaves the phone off the hook]