[split-screen:]
Hal: Oh, boys, you are going to have so much fun.
Lois: One complaint about your behavior and I'll come down on you like a hammer.
Hal: Bowling strikes, picking up spares... And when you're getting ready to roll, the girls will be in back of you, checking out the old hinder. [chuckles]
Lois: This is one of the last places you haven't been banned from, so unless you want to spend your Saturday nights in the laundromat, you'd better behave.
Hal: Do I smell cologne? Very sophisticated. [chuckles] Is this Irving Street? I've never seen that church before. Let's see, we were supposed to take the second left after we went over the bridge, and then... Oh, geez, how's anybody supposed to find this place?