Lois: Stop talking like that, Malcolm. You can do this. Now, just remember, bend your knee on the follow-through. And remember to keep your elbow in.
Malcolm: Why don't you just kill me and get it over with?
Lois: Come on, I'm trying to help you.
Malcolm: Can't I at least use a boy's ball?
Lois: No. You've knocked over five pins since you switched to that ball.
[Malcolm's ball swerves into the gutter at the last minute]