Lois: Francis, I don't want to hear another argument about it. You are going to fix the roof.
Francis: That is totally unfair! I come home from school and you immediately put me to work.
Lois: Well, someone has to do it, and you know your father is terrified of heights.
Francis: He is not terrified!
Lois: The last time he changed a lightbulb, we had to talk him down from the table. You are going to do this.
Francis: Why don't you just put a choke chain around my neck and make me sleep in the garage?!