Lois: Hey, guys. My shift is over in five minutes. Then we head over to the barber college.
Malcolm: Why can't we go to a real barber?
Lois: Because I like to support education. Besides, it's free.
Dewey: Are they going to take my hair and plant an evil Dewey?
Lois: Honey, we've already had this talk. Every word that comes out of Reese's mouth is a lie, remember?