Lois: Hey! Look at the sexy professor!
Malcolm: Dad, you're bringing all that junk to Dewey's class?
Hal: Yes, I am, Malcolm. This is my first Career Day. I want to make sure I dazzle 'em! I want Dewey to be proud of his old man. One out of four wouldn't be so bad.
Malcolm: Dad, they're six years old.
Hal: Which is why we have to keep things moving. Now, remember, we'll start with the pie chart, then move to Earnings Index.
Malcolm: Do I have to do this?
Hal: Relax, Malcolm. Your teacher said it's fine. You'll just make up what you miss after school. You know, I am really looking forward to this. I think this is going to be a lot of fun.