Craig: Congratulations, people. You have all passed the rigorous Lucky Aide inventory screening process. You should be proud. This is a great crew. We've done a few trust games, some stretches. Now we're ready for battle. As I already explained, corporate has us pitted against the downtown store. First one to finish inventory gets a plaque and a hundred... A plaque. [Francis raises his hand] Yes, a question.
Francis: Yes, which household product will kill me fastest?
Craig: We're going to start you off counting the cotton swabs.
Randall: Bleach... or oven cleaner or Rat Grenade. Rat Grenade's good.