Hal: What's the matter, son?
Dewey: A girl at school called me "Ewey Dewey."
Hal: This is the same girl who puts paste in your hair all the time, isn't it? [Dewey nods] Well, you know, she's just doing this because she likes you. It's her way of getting your attention.
Dewey: So she doesn't think I'm ewey?
Hal: No, of course not.
Lois: He's right.
Reese: Hey, Dad?
Hal: Hmm.
Reese: I have a little situation that maybe you can help me out with. There's this girl who's...
Hal: I suggest that you leave her alone before she calls the police on you.
Reese: Okay, thanks.