Hal: [answers phone] Hello.
Francis: You are the best dad ever.
Hal: I am not. I'm a terrible dad. I never should've lied for you.
Francis: Well, the important thing is that this is all behind us and I've learned my lesson.
Hal: What lesson is that?
Francis: That you are the best dad ever.
Hal: You know, Francis, I don't feel much like talking right now. [hangs up]
[Dewey sprays the phone with bleach]