Malcolm: [to camera] Well, you learn something new every day. Evidently, I'm not as charming as I thought.
[Two boys dangle Malcolm's head into a garbage can]
Boy #1: You know, you really make us feel bad with your hurtful comments.
Boy #2: Yeah.
Boy #1: You know I'm insecure about my taste in clothes, yet you continue to make cutting remarks about my outfits.
Boy #2: Yeah!
Boy #1: You walk around acting all smart and funny, but did you know I cry myself to sleep every night?
Boy #2: Ye... You do?