Craig: Notice anything different about me?
Lois: Nope.
Craig: [points to name tag] Just got her in today. "Craig Feldspar. Assistant Manager."
Lois: Congratulations. That's great.
Craig: And along with the red badge, as you know, comes an extra two-percent discount, which I'm more than willing to share with you, Lois.
Lois: Oh, no, Craig, that's your discount.
Craig: Really, it's no...
Lois: I wouldn't feel right about jeopardizing your position by taking advantage of that. I just... I wouldn't feel right about it.
Craig: But what good is all that power if I have no one to share it with? Theresa, would you mind checking out aisle four? Seemed to have noticed someone knocked over the candy rack. And could you put the coffee-toppings on a lower shelf?
Theresa: Okay. [walks off]
Craig: Did you see that? Did you see that resentment? Isn't it wonderful? Look at me, I'm shaking.