Francis: Look, my freshman year I ate seven pounds of grapes in one sitting. I think I know what my body is capable of.
Eric: We're not talking about grapes, Francis. We are talking about pure sucrose. The human body simply cannot absorb the sugar in 100 quacks. [half the crowd cheers]
Joe: Hey, in extreme cases the human pancreas has been known to increase its insulin production by up to 60%. [other half cheers]
Eric: Listen, your pancreas can produce enough insulin to fill a swimming pool, that doesn't mean squat if your adrenal gland can't distribute it into your bloodstream fast enough!
Francis: Gentlemen, gentlemen! This argument is pointless. [eats a quack] One.