Malcolm: [to camera] OK. Here's the thing about my family. We don't go to a lot of outing together. But when we do, There's a little tradition we always end up observing.
Hal: [to security guard] When you say "lifetime ban", I mean, whose lifetime are you talking about?
Reese: Mom, I haven't even touch the ground.
Lois: Don't you ever ask me for anything ever again! I should have just given birth to chimps. Then at least I'd know to expect this kind of behavior.
Reese: Ouch!
Malcolm: [to camera] Believe it or not, I actually envy Dewey. He got to stay home and play with the babysitter.