Hal: Six, seven, eight. I win!
Dewey: Wow. I got to tell you, Dad, I really thought this was just going to be another one of your stupid, useless lessons, like the time you made us nurse that rabid squirrel back to health. But this one really worked. I can't believe it, but I really learned some valuable things about life and about how the world really works. Thank you.
Hal: That's loser talk!
Dewey: What?
Hal: I am living in Successful Estates while you are being buried in a piano box! [laughs] In your face, drug addict! Hotcha! I won! I won! Oh, yes, indeed, I won! [cheers] I won, I won, I won...