Hampton: Can I help you find something?
Malcolm: Yeah, do you have any cards that don't say "Get well"?
Hampton: This is a hospital. Usually, we're rooting for the patient.
Malcolm: I get it, it's just that all these cards are just really generic. And this is for my best friend, so I need something special.
Hampton: How about flowers?
Malcolm: I'm not asking him to marry me.
Hampton: This bear's pretty popular.
Malcolm: Let's see. He's allergic to the fur, the stuffing, the plastic eyes. And what's this tag made out of?