Lois: What's this? I thought we were going out for our anniversary.
Hal: Honey, this is going to be even better. We are going to stay home and have Kobe beef. [chuckles] [sighs] Okay, I thought you'd be a little excited.
Lois: Ah, I'm sorry, Hal. I'm just a little lost in thought. A friend at work is having, um... marital problems.
Hal: And that's very sad. But we are going to have Kobe beef. Reese is going to prepare its flesh perfectly because he thinks he's going to get some to eat. But he's not. Isn't that great? [laughs]
Lois: That's a good scheme.
Hal: You bet it's a good scheme.