Police Officer: Excuse me, ma'am. Can I have a word with you?
Lois: Well, I'm glad to see you finally found the time to show up, Officer. But our shoplifter is long gone.
Police Officer: I'm not here about a shoplifter.
Woman: That's her!
Girl: Mommy!
Woman: Oh, Allison, are you okay?
GIrl: Yes.
Police Officer: Hands behind your back, ma'am.
Lois: What? This is wrong. You're making a mistake.
Craig: Don't worry, Lois. If you need a character witness at your trial, you got me. Uh-oh. [vomits]