Quote from Hal in Health Insurance
Lois: This is just a game?! You made me race across town thinking one of you was dying and it's just a game?! Reese: We got bored. There's not much to do around here. Dewey: Yeah, maybe if you took us on a trip once in a while- Lois: Hal, do you hear this? Hal: [falls onto the boys] I'm on it, Lois. Lois: I can't believe that- Hal, are you crying? Hal: With rage! You know how mad I get when these boys pull stunts like this. Lois: There's something fishy about this. Hal: Fishy is a nice way to put it, Lois. They are gonna get the grounding of their life. They are gonna feel the full brunt of my wrath. Lois: Oh, I've been wrong about so much lately I don't even trust my own radar. I got to get back to work. You start the punishment, Hal, but leave some for me. [exits] Hal: Drive safely.