Hal: Okay, honey, that was pretty good. Unfortunately, there are three counties full of women who are "pretty good." We need a winner.
Lois: I think this would be going so much better if I could sing or dance or play a musical instrument.
Hal: We'll get to you, Lois. Right now Dewey's our problem. Now, son, I don't know anything about music, but this is how you should be playing it. Now, in the middle part, you're doing... [hums] And I want to hear more of... [scats]
Dewey: That's never gonna happen.
Hal: You know, I really don't need this from you right now. We've got one day to get the dress ready, our shoes aren't dyed and we have no idea where we're going with our hair!
Lois: Hal, calm down. What's happening? I thought this was supposed to be fun.
Hal: It is. [giggles] See?