Craig: [over P.A.] Attention, Lucky Aide shoppers: My name is Craig Feldspar and I have a message for Paula Lynch. Paula, I can't go on like this. I'm going to do the right thing, and make you my wife. I just bought an $11,500 engagement ring which I hope you'll accept.
Man: You're cheating on me with Craig Feldspar?! [off Fred's look] I think we're both victims here, Fred.
Lois: I'm going to go... something that way.
Craig: [over P.A.] Sure, it won't be easy for us, but the path of true love never did run smooth.