Lois: Hal.
Hal: You know what? I saw a trail behind here that leads up into the hills. There's probably something really great up there. All we need is a few flashlights to get started.
Lois: Hal, it's time for you to face the boys and tell them what's going on. Hal, they're good boys. They forgave you for banjo camp; they'll forgive you for this. And I will try sharing the blame with you, but honey, this has got your fingerprints all over it.