Francis: Okay, Dewey, since you're now officially old enough, today's the day we start your initiation into full brotherhood.
Dewey: Wow. Really?
Francis: Yep. Reese went through this, Malcolm went through this, and now, it is your turn.
Dewey: Neat, when do we start?
Francis: Right now. Get out of bed, and lie down on the Floor of Brotherhood. And give me the Pillow of Paternity.