Malcolm: So, how's your school?
Jerome: Okay, I guess. They've got me in this accelerated program.
Malcolm: Me, too. It kind of sucks.
Jerome: Yeah. It's great being so popular, but every group of friends you're in expects you to go to all their parties, which is, like, physically impossible.
Malcolm: Yeah. Impossible.
Jerome: Not to mention juggling homework, hockey practice, being president of the student body, and still trying to find enough time for your girlfriend. Oh, I have to call her.
Malcolm: [to camera] I'm clinging to a slight hope that she's imaginary.
Jerome: [on phone] Hey, it's me. You did get the flowers. I'm glad you liked them.
Malcolm: [to camera] If we were born so much alike, why is he so much happier than me?
Roberta: Were you talking to that cute girlfriend of yours? Wait. You know what? That's none of my business.
Malcolm: Oh.