Quote from Abe in Polly in the Middle
Abe: And after the movie we took off our shoes and walked barefoot through the mall. I tell you, Hal, I feel like a new man. Yesterday I was watching a Pepe LePew cartoon and I thought, "So he doesn't get the cat. Is that anything to cry over?" Hal: Wow. That is a real breakthrough, Abe. Abe: I'm definitely going to see her again. Hal: Well, she's here tomorrow. I'll ask her... Abe: No, no, I already asked her out. Myself. It was amazing. I was like some magnificent beast. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to add my own fabric softener.