Quote from Lois in Polly in the Middle
Hal: I set up Abe and Polly. Lois: I set up Craig and Polly. Hal: All the time we've been talking about Polly's date, we've been talking about two different people? Lois: I haven't been. I clearly remember saying, "Overweight, nearsighted, lonely, lost his kitty..." Oh, my God.