Quote from Lois in Reese's Apartment
Lois: Yeah, my husband's getting older. I mean, he can still take them individually, but if they ever team up on him... Dr. Lucille Armstrong: Look, I don't think it's a good idea to treat kids like criminals or animals that need to be broken. Lois: You've never met our boys. Hal: Yeah, you can't begin to imagine the things they do. Dr. Lucille Armstrong: I've been practicing psychiatry for 40 years. There's nothing you could say that would shock me. Lois: All right. Last week, Reese... [later:] Dr. Lucille Armstrong: Oh, my God! What were the cats for? Hal: We don't know. Dr. Lucille Armstrong: Give me a minute.