Malcolm: [to camera] As soon as I figure out how she got me here, I'm out of here. [sighs] Never mind. I'm just going to ignore her and do my homework.
Lois: What are you working on, sweetheart?
Malcolm: Just finishing a paper on Wuthering Heights.
Lois: Wuthering Heights, huh? I did my senior thesis on that.
Malcolm: You did not.
Lois: I hope you're not sticking to that tired view that Catherine and Heathcliff are soul mates. You picked up on the subtle hostility towards romanticism, right? I mean, Catherine's just as bound to Edgar as she is to Heathcliff. She takes a lock of his hair to the grave, too.
Malcolm: Well, duh! [Malcolm erases his work]