Lois: A kielbasa eating contest?
Hal: I remember a certain pigtailed girl who could pack away a dozen king-sized.
Lois: That was a long time ago, Hal.
Hal: Oh, come on, Lois. A woman reaches her gastronomic peak at about just your age. I'll sign up with you. Unless... you're afraid I'll beat you.
Lois: Hal, you're good at a lot of things, but this is kielbasa. Let's go.