Dewey: What are you doing? [vase smashes] [Hal gasps]
Lois: Oh, my God! Look at all this money. Hal, when did you hide this in here?
Hal: I don't remember. It must have been years ago. Is this my Jet Ski fund?
Lois: No, no. We used that to get the remote control out of Reese.
Hal: There's got to be like a thousand dollars!
Dewey: $1,473.
Lois: Who cares what it's from! Thank God it's here!
Hal: You're a part of this moment, son. Here, buy yourself a pack of baseball cards. [chuckles]