Sanjay: Psst. What are you in for?
Hal: Diapers.
Stevie: Hmm. Another victim caught up in the evil net of Craig Feldspar!
Theresa: He's a monster. He treats us all on the night shift like dirt!
Sanjay: The absolute power of Assistant Night Manager has corrupted him. We're nothing better than slaves.
Hal: But you're the employees. You're the people who actually run this store.
Theresa: He doesn't care. Do you know what he insists on using in the coffee machine? Store brand. It is so bitter, it's like drinking death.
Dolores: He won't change the incline of the wheelchair ramp out front. I stall out every damn day until somebody gives me a push.
Stevie: He has an iron grip on the store radio. He forces us to listen only to show tunes. Even though we voted unanimously for Adult Contemporary. What does he have against Phil Collins?!
Hal: That bastard! You can't let him do this to you. I mean, without you, he's nothing! He must be stopped!