Dolores: I don't know, maybe Craig's not so bad. He did give me the Employee of the Month Award after I cleaned his aquarium.
Hal: Employee of the Month Awards are the opiate of the masses. You people can't let fear run your lives. Are you going to act or suffer under Craig forever?
Craig: [over P.A.] Attention, all Lucky Aide employees. I need someone to microwave a three-cheese Hot Pocket ASAP.
Dolores: The madness ends now.