Hal: [on the phone] Hello.
Lois: [softly] Oh, hello, Hal. Oh, no, I'm fine. Now, honey, I don't want you to get too excited, but I think you should come home now, because, I'm well, I'm... [laughs] I'm having the baby.
Hal: [gasps] What?! O...kay. Well, just stay calm, too. Yeah, getting worked up will only accelerate things. Just relax. Do your breathing. [to Malcolm and Dewey] Where the hell is Reese?
Malcolm: What's wrong?
Hal: Your mom is having the baby now.
Dewey: See? Was that so hard?