Hal: [over bullhorn] Just come home, Malcolm. If you want me to apologize, I will. I was wrong, and you were totally right about everything.
Dewey: Geez, Dad, hold something back.
Hal: Who cares what started all this? It doesn't matter. I just want you back because you're my son. And you're the only one in this family who has a chance of amounting to anything.
Dewey: What?
Hal: It's not true, son. I was just trying to- [turns bullhorn off] I'm just trying to get Malcolm home. [over bullhorn] Ignore that last part, Malcolm. You're our only hope. Please, come home. I love you.