Finley: You feeling okay?
Francis: I feel like I have a belly full of broken glass. Every time I breathe in, I almost pass out from the pain. This is the single greatest thing that has ever happened to me.
Finley: What?
Francis: For as long as I can remember, my mom has been torturing me with guilt. I've never been able to fight back, but this is perfect! Her firstborn child almost dies and she's the one who sent me here. She can't dismiss it, she can't argue about it, she can't twist it around and make it my fault. It's beautiful! [groans]
Finley: Dude, you almost died.
Francis: I want you to say that again when she gets here. Oh, this poor woman has no idea what she's walking into.