Quote from Hal in Rollerskates
Hal: Want to see your skates? Malcolm: Yeah. Hal: Come on. Now, I prefer a Saratoga four-wide but I know you kids like that in-line stuff. So... Malcolm: Whoa! They're beautiful! Hal: They are, aren't they? Malcolm: Wait, I don't get to wear them? Hal: Oh, no you're not ready for those just yet. That's just your incentive. One step at a time, Malcolm. Roll to the goal. Malcolm: Huh? Hal: You're going to start with these. Malcolm: Why do I have to- Hal: Ah-ah-ah. Top skate-dog. Now, let's see you skate through those cones. Malcolm: I don't have skates. Hal: Your skates are in here. Go on.