Dewey: Why won't you guys play Ping-Pong with me? The table's free and I've got the equipment form for Dad to sign.
Reese: Because you're stupid.
Malcolm: And we didn't come all the way out here to be stuck playing with you.
Hal: Wait just a minute. That is precisely why we came out here so that we can all have a good time together. Now, your brother asked you to play with him and that is exactly what you are going to do. [signs slip]