Lois: I could really use some support here.
Hal: Excuse me? I am being incredibly supportive. I'm giving up my entire day for this- this thing and you don't hear me complaining. [car horn honks]
Lois: Hal, it was a bunch of old record albums. It's not like you're not giving up something important.
Hal: Well, they're important to me.
Lois: [sighs] You- You people. I can't believe you. I asked you to do one thing that-
Francis: [on the phone] You're not asking; you're ordering. [Lois slams the phone against the counter]
Lois: After all I do for this family. I cook, I clean, I spackle, I plunge and none of it means anything to any of you people and the one time I ask you for something - something that I shouldn't even have to ask you for - and all I get are complaints! [car horn honks]
Hal: Well, what about me, hmm? You think I want to be cleaning out the gutters when I could be surfing the beaches of Europe or- or cruising around on my hog?
Lois: What hog?
Hal: Ah-ha! Exactly. Where's my hog?! [Lois sighs] Where do you think you're going?
Lois: I have had it! From now on, no one has to do anything. We could all just do whatever we want and I want to take a bubble bath!
Hal: Fine!
Malcolm: So, that's a "yes" on the concert?