Lois: Hal, you have to get ready. Why are you still messing around with those record albums?
Hal: I thought I was going to spend today in the garage listening to them on my quadraphonic but now that we're going to the funeral, I have to reseal the shrink wrap.
Lois: Hal!
Hal: It's all right. I have to get my speech ready, anyway.
Lois: Honey, you know you don't have to talk at every funeral we go to.
Hal: [scoffs] I wish that were true. You see how people look to me when they ask if somebody has a few words to say?
Lois: They're not looking to you they're looking at you.
Hal: To, at... what's the difference?