Lois: Honey, I'm very proud of you but you still haven't proven you're old enough to extend your bedtime.
Reese: Come on, Mom. I'll do anything.
Lois: All right. Tell you what. You can stay up and watch the movie if... you put Dewey to bed.
Hal: Oh.
Reese: Anything else.
Lois: That's the deal. You give him his bath, you put on his PJs, you read him a story.
Hal: Lois, have a heart.
Lois: Hey, take it or leave it.
Reese: I'll take it. [Dewey disappears] Come on, Dewey! It's bath time!
Hal: You know he doesn't stand a chance.
Lois: I know, but at least it'll give us the night to be alone.
Hal: Oh. I love the way your mind works.