Quote from Francis in Malcolm Babysits
Stanley: Hey, Francis, aren't you going to open up your mom's care package? Francis: Give me a minute. I'm still savoring this. I swiped Commandant Spangler's master key. It opens every door in the academy, Stanley. Every door. Stanley: You know, I think it's cookies. Francis: Who cares? I'm about to expose every secret sin this place conceals to the harsh light of day. Stanley: So, can I open it? Francis: Yeah. What'd my mom send me? [Stanley opens the box] Bug-infested cookies. As usual, a mixed message.