Quote from Hal in Malcolm Babysits
Hal: I only asked out your sister because you said you weren't interested! And I was thinking of you the whole time! Lois: Aw, don't give me that! I saw the charm bracelet! Hal: This isn't even mine! What, are you insane? You're throwing out stuff that's not even mine! [As the neighbors watch Hal and Lois fighting, Mr. Inkster pulls up with Malcolm in the car] Hal: What are you looking at? Hey, this is a private conversation, buster! Huh? Oh, yeah, like you've never seen this before! Malcolm: [to Mr. Inkster] My mistake. I'm on the next street over.